Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
8. O’ Come All Ye Selfish
(Sung to the tune of “O’ Come All Ye Faithful”)
O’ come all ye selfish, coy and self-indulgent. Come all ye kitties to the festivities.
Come and be petted, praised and given presents.
O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given, all that we want.
Sing choirs of kitties, sing in exultation. Sing of our fickle ways, our poise and our charms.
Sing of our beauty, style and insincerity.
O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given, all that we want.
Rub up against them, worshipping and fawning. Give them a little of our precious time.
Let them feel needed, so we will be treasured.
O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given. O’ come let us be given, all that we want.