Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
5. Bark, The Dopey Doggie Sings
(Sung to the tune of “Hark, The Herald Angels Sing”)
Bark, the dopey doggie sings, "Glory to the Kitty king!"
Panting, drooling and servile, never will we reconcile.
Joyful all ye kitties rise, scratch the doggies on their eyes.
Arching, hissing and proclaim, "Making friends is really lame!"
Bark, the dopey doggie sings, "Glory to the Kitty king!"
Kitties are the most adored! Doggies are such dreadful bores!
Cats deserve in homes to dwell, dogs outside, they really smell.
Doggies, when they’re called they come. Kitties, they will turn and run.
Dog poops make the yard a sty, cats don’t bring in all those flies!
Bark, the dopey doggie sings, "Glory to the Kitty king!"
How could creatures so opposed, come together nose to nose?
Dogs you know the price of peace! Give us space, stay on your leash!
Stop the chase and let us be. We demand tranquility!
Don’t forget we rule the earth. Give us all a wide, wide birth!
Bark, the dopey doggie sings, “Glory to the Kitty king!”