Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
10. Aqua, ex alti-thronus (Water from they who are seated in heaven)
(Sung to the tune of “Angels We Have Heard on High”)
Running, we work up a thirst
Water bowls are filled with slime
Check the hose, it’s running dry
Oh, that throne it is sublime
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
With sad eyes we do beseech
A little whimper and a moan
Why not kindly lift the seat
So to share your porcelain throne?
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
O’ refreshing is this well
On deaf ears fall reprimands
To us it makes no sense at all
Not to drink where’er we can
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
Humans, why deny this treat?
Here we lap and drink our fill
Eau de potty is so sweet
And to sneak it such a thrill
Aqua, ex alti-thronus
Aqua, ex alti-thronus