Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs

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Should veterinarians be forgot, we really would not mind!

‘Tis sure that we would ne’er miss, what they put up our behinds

For auld doggies great n’ wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes n’ such give us anxiety

We ne’er request our nails to clip, grooming is a certain waste

For once outdoors we’ll bolt to roll in fragrant things post haste

For auld doggies great and wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes and such give us anxiety

The cold steel table, icy stares, disinfectant overtones

The tweezers, sutures and eye drops, O’ can’t you take us home?

For auld doggies great n’ wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes n’ such give us anxiety

The scent o’fear, those hissing cats, ‘tis over-stimulation

Try a plastic cone around your neck for the height of humiliation

For auld doggies great n’ wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes n’ such give us anxiety

And surely ye must realize we tremble in pure fright
‘Tis dark and cold and lonely there, when you leave us overnight

For auld doggies great n’ wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes n’ such give us anxiety

So pray forgo at Dogmas time your quest to keep us well

To curl beside you on the couch is our recipe for health

For auld doggies great n’ wee, we sing this Dogmas plea

Let not the white coats, probes n’ such give us anxiety