Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
10. Tom Cat Fights
(Sung to the tune of “Silent Night”)
Tomcat fights! Tomcat fights! All is calm, in the still of the night.
Guarding their cat-dom, so sneaky and snide.
They skulk in the darkness and wait there and hide.
Sneak in heavenly peace! Sneak in heavenly peace!
Tomcat fights! Tomcat fights! All is calm, in the still of the night.
Caterwauling travels afar, warns yon’ Tom he better beware.
He’ll be sorry he was ever born. He’ll be sorry he was born.
Tomcat fights! Tomcat fights! All is calm, in the still of the night.
Claw him and bite him all over his face.
Porch lights go on all over the place.
You slink off, filled with mirth. You slink off, filled with mirth.